Oklahoma native and rebellious good speller Tonia Mullins , in a spectacular number of self - incrimination , used text messages to contact a strike humans to “ take care ” of her lover ’s wife . Mullins conspire with her beau , Army soldier Michael Andrew Crawford , to have the poor Mrs. Crawford kill and her policy money used to bribe Mullins and her beau a nice sign . gratefully , Mullins was far too unintelligent to actually ache anybody , and the text messages are absolutely invaluable . The texts are written in a hybrid of English , texting shorthand , and whatever English - like language they verbalize in Oklahoma , so I ca n’t 100 % translate all of them . I can say that they are way less elusive than you ’d expect from somebody try on to charter an assassin . This rally I particularly do n’t sympathize : atomic number 27 - machinator Robin Berry : “ Well peradventure I can het admirer n trade something he owe me big favour anyway ” Tonia Mullins : “ If I can do ne thang allow me know . Robin I aver I will give the $ when it come n … that is n no mode a problem … as long as accident I. ” Mullins had asked her friend , Robin Berry , to aid her contact a hit human , and the two got no further than discussing price between themselves before the police were tumble off and the whole ridiculous enterprise ended . An undercover agent with the Oklahoma Bureau of Investigation arrested Mullins and her Centennial State - conspirators easily , and the lusciously inept plotters plead guilty in the beginning this calendar month . [ Wired ]
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