What better way to endear yourself to a brace of drunken disco - saltation ladies than to spray them with an odd white foam . Why , you ’ll be the belle of the beach with the unexampled Foam Factory . Inspired by the famed “ froth party ” so popular with the Eurotrash of the world , this gun can cough out 55 cubic foot of foamy phlegm in three minutes and comes with a bottleful of shampoo for your sexy party .
“ If this marvelous car does n’t make you the most democratic party fauna in town we do n’t have sex what will , ” writes the breathless copywriter and we agree . However , if you come near us with that thing , someone ’s going to be walk home with a limp . About $ 100 .
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