If you ’re one of the many parents who agree to chaperone elementary school field get off then we salute you . If you ’ve never had the pleasure of wrangle dozens of squirmy , hangry children then look no further . One Fatherhood has uproariously live - squeeze his experience of taking a group of school children to London’sScience Museumso you do n’t have to .

Simon Smith volunteered to take his girl and 59 of her classmates on a day trip to and he took to Twitter to give a first - hand account .

“ Teachers and teaching assistant : you have my utmost respect , ” wrote the London father . Unfortunately , he signed a risk judgement and prognosticate not to take photo . Rest assured , his saga is still gilded .

First things first , the double-decker was an event in and of itself .   All 60 kid were send to the toilet before board the charabanc . course , none of them needed to use it .

Also , “ bruv ” ? We ’re still not whole sure what that means .

Things take a dark play when , one mile into the trek , a majority of the tiffin are deplete and toilet of a sudden become a raging commodity .

Smith last on to recount the conversations between the 10 - year - olds , which he call " a outpouring of ear - piss now about Fortnite , handler crashes , and the unexampled PS5 console come out in September for FOUR THOUSAND punt . " ( Wechecked : it ’s definitely not that expensive ) .

Of of course , we have to talk about the misinformation behind some of science ’s greatest discoveries distribute the Internet .

Let ’s be real : it would n’t be a discipline trip-up without some oddly questionable odour waft around .

The papa hilariously tweets about being asked by the children to excuse where a certain smell is come from , and we ’re not talking about bowel trend , either , but rather that of marijuana .

The whole bit fail well into the even , when Smith said none of the kid had fallen asleep , and a combination of crying and puking was occur .

Simon Smith   – and anyone who ’s take on the task of guarding 60 kids through any field trip   – we drink you for your service .

[ H / T : Evening Standard ]