Attention , all wizards who were planning to take a misstep to the country of Chechnya in the near future — I have some bad news . Rebel - turned - headspring of country Ramzan Kadyrov has squall for a ban of all necromancer and other “ charlatans ” who would exploit the Chechnyian mass . Via the Telegraph :
Mr Kadyrov said at a meeting with municipal leaders in Grozny , the capital , on Saturday that “ turning to genius and simulated healers wo n’t bring them any rest and is shun by Islam , ” according to a statement from the Chechen government .
He went on to threaten that anyone engaging in such practices would feel the force of the region ’s feared security service .
Though Mr Kadyrov is taking a hard line on “ counterfeiter ” who “ disgrace Islam , ” he has been eager to further Islamic mysticism since he became chair in 2005 .
I have so many thoughts justly now :
1 ) Does n’t there almost have to have been a wizard that ruined thing in Chechnya for everybody ? Like , Gandalf was pal up around with Severus Snape , and the two were partying and fleecing the topical anesthetic so bad that Kadyrov was forced to issue this jurisprudence ?
2 ) utter of Gandalf , recall Kadyrov is nerveless enough to make a big “ ARE YOU A WIZARD ? IF SO , YOU SHALL NOT eliminate ” sign at the border ? Probably not .
3 ) What about the Washington Wizards hoops team ? Are they allowed to enter ? Because they ’re kind of mountebank when you think about it . 4 ) Well , no matter what , thank god Kadyrov is focusing on the authoritative issues .
[ ViaTopless Robot ]
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