Yes , it was spring to befall . The folks who brought you Game of Bones and Buffy The Vampire Slayer XXX are now bringing you The Knobbit . Which is just what it sounds like . We ’ve got the first trailer exclusively at io9 — it ’s work - safe , except for a bit of swearing .
Plus scroll down for a few stillness .
The Knobbit , like Game of Bones , is a webseries that ’s free to watch onWoodRocket.com , and the first episode premieres tomorrow — which happens to be the same day that The Hobbit : The Desolation of Smaug come out on DVD . In this translation , says Lee Roy Myers , the “ cherished ” is “ a vibrating cock annulus called ‘ Crossbones ’ by Zero Tolerance . ” Anthony Rosano plays Dildo , Seth ’s Beard act Glandalph , and Violet Monroe play Ball ‘ Em .
“ Obviously , it ’s a pasquinade and we had some play with it , ” says Myers , who bring on the series — the first installment was directed by Huggy . ( That ’s his only name . ) Longtime io9 readers will know this is n’t the only Tolkien porn spoof — there ’s also the softcore Lord of the G - Strings : The Femaleship of the String .
Here are a few still ! you could see way more on the website tomorrow !
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